- Restrooms are for customers only (actually, this one is going up real soon. I'm being taken advantage of, and frankly, I need to put an end to it.
- If you are in a bad mood please leave. This is a happy place.
- Solicitors will be charged a two-drink minimum.
- If you are mad at life, don't take it out on me.
Signs I HAVE posted in the shop:
- Gimme and Lemme are not words
- Smiling makes you better looking
- Unattended children will be given a double espresso and a puppy
- GET OFF THE PHONE!!!
- Repeat after me: "I need to call you back, I'm about to order my coffee."
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